spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
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gallifrey-feels:

thebigbadwolfe:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

ultrafacts:

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I bet its only called shadow biosphere because someone was smart enough not to name it the Shadow realm. 

Dude the gay swans and the spirit world are crazy shit

yeah but period pay

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Questiontell us your most embarrassing story Answer

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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brutalgeneration:

Falls Creek Falls, Skamania County, Washington (by Little Lioness)

tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

officialfrenchtoast:

Hello 911? yes my friends are all out having fun together without me and i dont like it

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you doing at university?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you leave uni?"

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mainebornandraised:

So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservatism, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
—  Christopher McCandless / Into The Wild

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