My name is Walter and I am obsessed with red heads, most of which are way out of my league. Despite this, I carry an engagement ring and propose to any red heads that are unfortunate enough to cross my path, giving me the highest amount of restraining orders in history.
I attend a university that does not have my major, where I skip most of my classes and successfully fail my assignments in my spare time.
I often wish to go out when I'm trapped in my room and I often wish I was trapped in my room when I go out.
Oh and I found a way to clone myself.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Natalia Fabia, Party Time, oil on panel, 24” x 36”
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FromThe Atlantic, The Tweet That Begins the Zombie Apocalypse
This is not the kind of Tweet you want to see from a feed that describes itself as “an automated Twitter feed provided by the Illini-Alert System” that is “not actively monitored by a human being.” In essence, we have a robot reporting to us that some kind of hazardous material — what, we don’t know and can’t discover — has been released within a biotechnology research center.The Institute for Genomic Biology has a wide variety of research programs including stuff like “host-microbe systems.”
For 52 minutes, that was all the information that was available. Then, two tweets came in fairly quick succession. The first said that the “spill” was “contained within the building.” The second said that the building had been safely evacuated and “The fire department is on scene.”[…]
This really sounds like the opening line of an updated version of the post-apocalyptic novel World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War or a plot point in Colson Whitehead’s Zone One. There’s something chilling about, “Escape area if able to do so.” Escape? From what? And why wouldn’t I be able to? WHATS HAPPENING?!?!
Ok, sorry. Carry on. I’m sure zombies aren’t closing in on Chicago or anywhere else.
All clear, everybody. Put those bug-out bags away.
It’s perhaps time to rethink the words utilized by this alarm system.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4se5bDq6w1qcokc4o1_500.jpg)
FromThe Atlantic, The Tweet That Begins the Zombie Apocalypse
This is not the kind of Tweet you want to see from a feed that describes itself as “an automated Twitter feed provided by the Illini-Alert System” that is “not actively monitored by a human being.” In essence, we have a robot reporting to us that some kind of hazardous material — what, we don’t know and can’t discover — has been released within a biotechnology research center.The Institute for Genomic Biology has a wide variety of research programs including stuff like “host-microbe systems.”
For 52 minutes, that was all the information that was available. Then, two tweets came in fairly quick succession. The first said that the “spill” was “contained within the building.” The second said that the building had been safely evacuated and “The fire department is on scene.”[…]
This really sounds like the opening line of an updated version of the post-apocalyptic novel World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War or a plot point in Colson Whitehead’s Zone One. There’s something chilling about, “Escape area if able to do so.” Escape? From what? And why wouldn’t I be able to? WHATS HAPPENING?!?!
Ok, sorry. Carry on. I’m sure zombies aren’t closing in on Chicago or anywhere else.
All clear, everybody. Put those bug-out bags away.
It’s perhaps time to rethink the words utilized by this alarm system.
lets play “which download link is the real one”
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Man who had his face eaten my another man in Miami, FL.
oh, wow. he wasnt fucking around.
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#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
imagine if your eyebrows went all the way around your eyes
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
